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November 29th, 2000, 05:47 PM
#71
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Seeing the spanking machine PC wondered if it was in proper working order. Deciding that it was best to find out before CT arrived, PC grabbed Valen and strapped him into the machine.
As she hit the start button, PC smiled at Valen. "Thanks for volunteering, I know you want CT to have a great birthday and would not mind testing this thing."
She set the timer to 30 minutes. Ignoring Valen's cry for help, she returned to the bar.
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November 29th, 2000, 06:13 PM
#72
Inactive Member
Watching his "friend" strut and whistle as she walked away, ... .. you dirty... Ouch.. Owe.. OUCH!
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November 30th, 2000, 12:27 AM
#73
Inactive Member
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November 30th, 2000, 01:44 AM
#74
HB Forum Owner
AsIs wanders in with a brightly covered box for CT! She notices Valen still in that machine and worries about the PATD's health issurance. So she goes to the machine and releases the Entil...er, bonehead and helps him to seat. "Sit there bud, til the Birthday girl makes a appearance!"
Sets box on another table and goes to the bar for some Tequila.
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November 30th, 2000, 02:33 AM
#75
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November 30th, 2000, 03:37 AM
#76
Inactive Member
After CT wakes from her Nyquil-induced trance, she is told that there is a special birthday present awaiting her. She is led to the new PATD stage (gotta have one of those) and is sat in the first row before it.
The curtains part to reveal a snowy, Christmas scene. There is a large chair in the middle of the scene, with reindeer cutouts in the background. Snow wisps around. A soft "White Christmas" can be heard playing.
Santa Claus walks out on stage followed by four elves. The elves look remarkably like Merle. Nommy, Valen (who snuck away to get into the act) and Gollum. Motioning CT up on stage, Santa sits down in the chair and pulls CT onto his lap. The elves stand on each side.
<font color =red>Ho ho ho. Well, now young lady, and what would like to get?</font> CT whispers something in the jolly one's ear. <font color =red>Well, I think Santa can arrange that.</font>
Suddenly, the music changes from the Christmas carol to a hard rocking beat, and the stage gets darker. Santa gets up from the chair and puts CT back into it. He and the elves start to dance in front of her.
In unison, the elves yank off their costumes (think Britney Spears but in a guy sort of way) revealing that they are indeed the Full Monty Dancers they appeared to be and Santa disrobes as well unveling Rantarn (as if you didn't know, when it is my post afterall. 
Each is clad in a red g-string trimmed with white fur and jingle bells. (Of course, Valen's bottom happens to be the same shade as his outfit, but that couldn't be helped.)
The music gets louder and faster and each dancer moves to it. Gyrations in perfect sync with the driving beat. They move away from CT, then back toward her all together, surrounding her. Each takes his turn strutting and shaking in front of the chair and then moving on to let another, each dancing more wildly than the last. CT's head and eyes move, trying to capture all of the FMD glory at once until sensory overload takes her (but in a good sort of way).
Finally, the dancing concludes, except for one final token. Each dancer pulls out a sprig of mistletoe (don't ask), holds it over the birthday girl's head, and gives her a kiss.
<font color =red size = 6>Happy Birthday CT!</font>
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November 30th, 2000, 04:35 AM
#77
Inactive Member
After soaking, for an extended period, in the hot tub, Valen climbs out and pulls his robes on..
<font color="magenta">Valen! Dats a side ob youse ise nebber seen befores!</font>
Blushing a bit.. Valen smiles, Sorry Cranky, I forgot myself for a few. Hey.. I see your playing with the <font color="red">Spanking Machine</font>. Well, don't break it, as soon as CosmicThing gets here it's going to get a good workout.
Cranky looked at Valen, 
<font color="magenta">What youse gonna do ta my friend Cosmic!?</font>
Valen, sensing Crankys confusion, not to mention a little hostility, tries to explain.. Oh don't worry Cranky.. we're not going to hurt Cosmic, much. It's her birthday and it's a human tradition to give the Birthday Girl a spanking for every year she's been alive, plus "one to grow on" and "one to have more birthdays on" and "one to be good on" and "one".. well, you see what I'm getting at, right?
Cranky eyes Valen with a suspisious frown.. <font color="magenta"> youse people are strange!</font>
Walking over to the machine, Valen takes a quick look. Bending down, he adjusts the SPEED knob to "<font color="red">NUCLEAR REACTOR, OUT OF CONTROL.. BARE BOTTOM BEET RED.. NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SET DOWN FOR A MONTH.. HURTS WORSE THEN A PAPER CUT</font>, mode, and locks the setting into place. There... she should enjoy that, I know the rest of us will!
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November 30th, 2000, 06:09 AM
#78
Inactive Member
<font color="navy">"Happy 'B' day CT. Here's a gift I'm sure you will be able to use after the paddle machine!" ?jas says, putting his gift to CT on the table with all the others, as he heads for the bar with a thirsty look on his face.</font
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November 30th, 2000, 05:57 PM
#79
Inactive Member
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November 30th, 2000, 07:12 PM
#80
Inactive Member
Happy Birthday CT! It ain over til Xmas!
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